Note to self: ALWAYS log out
Have you ever left your Facebook page still logged in on a friend’s computer?
Me too. This is what usually goes down.
1) They cleverly change your status to something like:
2) They sift through girls’ photos for the creeper goldmines “Summer 2009!” and “Spring Break!” albums, any of which features a lot of pictures of girls in a bathing suit, and “like” as many pictures as possible.
They’ll probably throw in some pokes and personally message girls you don’t actually know, saying things like “Hey! I know I don’t know you, but after spending my night looking at your pictures and writing your name with my own blood on my walls, I think we should meet in person! LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW.”
Current City: Dicktown, Gaytopia
Interested In: Men
Looking For: Whatever I Can Get
Political Views: Dickocrat
Religious Views: Jesus has hot abs.
Likes and Interests:
Interests: Dudes and dick
Favorite Music: A dick in my ear, anything I can dance to
About Me: 8======D
- Lesson learned.