My 5 Favorite Phrases People Have Googled That Led to My Blog
For any of you who are familiar with the WordPress blogging site, there’s a feature where you can see the specific phrases that people have put into a search engine which ultimately led them to your blog. Here are my 5 favorite phrases that directed people toward my blog.
1) “is my bladder ruined?”
This is simultaneously sad and hilarious. I feel bad for and am laughing directly at the person that searched this, because obviously something terrible happened to their urinary system, to the point where they think they had damaged their bladder beyond repair. The money I would pay to know how this occurred and what exactly was happening to this person at the time of this search.
2) “Sex xxx”
This person either just hit puberty five minutes before this search or is really terrible at searching for internet porn. This is way too general of a search; you’ve got to be more specific if you want to get anywhere. I have a feeling this also may have been the product of someone teaching grandpa how to use a search engine and he tried it on his own, but wasn’t prepared for how vast and complicated the pornography market is these days.
I don’t really have much to say about this. I think it speaks for itself.
Under what circumstances would you need more information on a dog’s nipple? I think any reasonably intelligent human being understands the purpose of nipples, and would not need to search the internet to know that nipples don’t do different things on different species, although that would be kind of awesome.
This one just made me feel good