So, let me get this straight: This woman had sex with a gecko that wasn’t the Geico gecko?
It’s not even like that Gecko pretended he was the Geico one; she knew full well that this was just an ordinary gecko and appears to have had actual feelings for him.
I’d understand if she had sexed the gecko from Geico. I mean, come on, he’s famous AND he has a British accent; he’s practically irresistible.
But just some rando gecko? Come on lady, have some self-respect.