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July 25, 2010

Apparently, Bristol Palin’s beau Levi Johnston will be in an R&B video, where he will play a “young man driven away from his love interest by the young woman’s mother”, an obvious stretch for this wildly talented individual.

Maybe this will start a trend with our favorite ambiguously famous celebrities

Kim Kardashian will play some girl who dates athletes, hoping she will get pregnant so she can stop pretending she’s even remotely relevant.

Heidi Montag passed on a role as an extra in Toy Story 3, much to dismay of the filmmakers who wouldn’t have to use CG to make her appear like a toy.  Next up is a starring role as plastic water bottle.

Spencer Pratt will star as an asshole in the film adaptation of Everybody Poops.

Tila Tequila will play an alien who can give you an STD just by being your Myspace friend.

In 5 years, any cast member of the Jersey Shore will play “Hey, what show were you on again? Oh that’s right, the Jersey Shore! I remember you! After you take my order, can I have your autograph?”


3 Comments leave one →
  1. July 25, 2010 3:23 am

    now now. all that recycled plastic has to go somewhere. 😀 Also…I am more than a little freaked by Mr. Levi Johnstone’s armpit hair. I mean…it’s got like, a life of its own.

    Ew. I think I just threw up a little.

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